He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Drunk is not a location!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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