They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
