sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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