Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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