I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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