Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
North Korea, Best Korea!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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