Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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