what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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