i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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