Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
