You really coming over, don't trick.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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