Small penises have feelings too.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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