trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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