It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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