i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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