would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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