I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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