normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
