You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Randomize
