fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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