White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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