I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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