ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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