I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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