i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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