I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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