Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
