Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
