What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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