big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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