I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize