Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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