is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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