Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It's Friday. Sex?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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