Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
then he tried to convert me to islam
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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