Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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