We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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