But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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