ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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