Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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