if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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