Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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