Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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