i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he thought i was a dude.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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