You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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