Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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