found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
When are your genitals available?
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