I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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