is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sorry my hands just texted you
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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