I feel like abortions should bother me more
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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