that's an acceptable place to lick
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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