On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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