You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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