everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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